help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
someone owes me an orgasm
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
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Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
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