The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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