'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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