He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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