It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
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He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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