no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
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I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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