i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize
