Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Randomize
