party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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