Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"