I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
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U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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