she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
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He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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