I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Rumble strips road head = magical
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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