Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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