I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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