No, you can still breathe under the balls.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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