literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
sex in a hospital.. check
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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