I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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