it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
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I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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