Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
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It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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