Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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