is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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