fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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