we made out on top of his cat.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
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My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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