Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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