Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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