Church boner. Awkwardddd
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
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Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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