Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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