i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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