East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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