There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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