just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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