Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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