Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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