I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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