He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
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My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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