Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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