Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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