THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
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you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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