I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
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If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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