i may or may not be watching the land before time
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
