Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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