I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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