Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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