I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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