I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Randomize
