hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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