found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
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As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
we're so committed to being not committed
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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