Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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