i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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