New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Just high enough for therapy.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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