they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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