Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
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