4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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