Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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