I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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