I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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